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Ode to Redneck Riders
The Clothes Horses, sponsored by
is our new, regular feature with posts by fashion-conscious riders. Here, we discuss the decisions, merits, and enthusiasms behind riders’ wardrobe choices.
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The Clothes Horse, with contributions from
Dr. Steve Peters
has been like a sleek, fashion-
conscious thoroughbred, streaking along a stylish track. This week, however, it comes to a sliding stop and jogs abruptly to the side with an
Ode to the Redneck Rider
is passionate about many things. Fashion and taste and allegiance to tradition just aren’t three of them.
love their horses
love their dogs
love their fellow riders
love a good time
When it comes to gear and apparel,
care most about
Usefulness (Function over fashion, every time)
Comfort is King
Whatever might lend itself to a good time
On the surface, Redneck Riders might come off as offensive, but stop and visit. You’ll find hearts the size of melons and street smarts that serve them better than any clothing sense, etiquette course, or college degree.
Read about boots, bras, and balance.
To quote Gretchen Wilson, professed Redneck herself:
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door.
Here’s some “fashion statements” of our most exemplary Redneck Riders:
-- Ripped jeans
-- Tank tops when it’s hot
-- Shirts emblazoned with rhinestones, logos, and clichéd sayings
-- Saddle bags full of beer for themselves and water for their dogs
-- Halters under their bridles
-- Knotted reins
-- Ugly, tattered saddle blankets
-- Saddle, formerly owned by daddy and before that, grandpappy
-- Cupholder mounted from saddle horn
And, finally, a trail-worn slicker tied on with saddle strings - because it’s not about good weather, it’s about a good time!
Watch a Redneck Goodtime in Acadia National Park, click on image below:
View Reader Comments:
No shame in my game! I'm a total redneck rider. I can actually only think of one pair of my riding jeans that AREN'T ripped! Hey, what can I say...I prefer them broken in!
"Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses." - Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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